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АНЕКДОТЫ от ПЕТРОВИЧА № 06

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Петрович:
Уважаемые Форумчане! 
Работающий пенсионер (пенсия не известна), заставляет меня не работающего писать,
писать и еще раз писать. Пишу АНЕКДОТЫ для шестого Альбома. 

С УВАЖЕНИЕМ Петрович.



01 ЭПИГРАФ - анекдот в рифме
var zippywww="www70";var zippyfile="H0UVJ5dg";var zippydown="ffffff";var zippyfront="000000";var zippyback="ffffff";var zippylight="000000";var zippywidth=640;var zippyauto=false;var zippyvol=80;var zippydwnbtn = 1;

02 ПОСУДА - анекдот
var zippywww="www70";var zippyfile="7njbdeCt";var zippydown="ffffff";var zippyfront="000000";var zippyback="ffffff";var zippylight="000000";var zippywidth=640;var zippyauto=false;var zippyvol=80;var zippydwnbtn = 1;

03 ПРОСТУДА - анекдот
var zippywww="www70";var zippyfile="LUus7173";var zippydown="ffffff";var zippyfront="000000";var zippyback="ffffff";var zippylight="000000";var zippywidth=640;var zippyauto=false;var zippyvol=80;var zippydwnbtn = 1;

04 УТЮГ - анекдот
var zippywww="www70";var zippyfile="lxfbcjVk";var zippydown="ffffff";var zippyfront="000000";var zippyback="ffffff";var zippylight="000000";var zippywidth=640;var zippyauto=false;var zippyvol=80;var zippydwnbtn = 1;

05 БРИТВА - анекдот
var zippywww="www70";var zippyfile="FmXCZlOt";var zippydown="ffffff";var zippyfront="000000";var zippyback="ffffff";var zippylight="000000";var zippywidth=640;var zippyauto=false;var zippyvol=80;var zippydwnbtn = 1;

06 ТРАВМА - анекдот
var zippywww="www70";var zippyfile="Aa92QPhO";var zippydown="ffffff";var zippyfront="000000";var zippyback="ffffff";var zippylight="000000";var zippywidth=640;var zippyauto=false;var zippyvol=80;var zippydwnbtn = 1;

Петрович:
07 ЗВУКОИЗОЛЯЦИЯ -анекдот
var zippywww="www70";var zippyfile="fQGZwEs8";var zippydown="ffffff";var zippyfront="000000";var zippyback="ffffff";var zippylight="000000";var zippywidth=640;var zippyauto=false;var zippyvol=80;var zippydwnbtn = 1;

08 ПОМОГИТЕ - анекдот
var zippywww="www70";var zippyfile="KbxxJ99W";var zippydown="ffffff";var zippyfront="000000";var zippyback="ffffff";var zippylight="000000";var zippywidth=640;var zippyauto=false;var zippyvol=80;var zippydwnbtn = 1;

09 КОЗЕРОГ - анекдот
var zippywww="www70";var zippyfile="k4EO4hSH";var zippydown="ffffff";var zippyfront="000000";var zippyback="ffffff";var zippylight="000000";var zippywidth=640;var zippyauto=false;var zippyvol=80;var zippydwnbtn = 1;

Петрович:
10 ДОЛЖНОСТЬ - анекдот
var zippywww="www70";var zippyfile="B8oiMKag";var zippydown="ffffff";var zippyfront="000000";var zippyback="ffffff";var zippylight="000000";var zippywidth=640;var zippyauto=false;var zippyvol=80;var zippydwnbtn = 1;

11 ЗОЛОТО - анекдот
var zippywww="www21";var zippyfile="9TQ6WD5o";var zippydown="ffffff";var zippyfront="000000";var zippyback="ffffff";var zippylight="000000";var zippywidth=640;var zippyauto=false;var zippyvol=80;var zippydwnbtn = 1;

12 ВОЛЬКА - анекдот
var zippywww="www21";var zippyfile="bLmTjq2L";var zippydown="ffffff";var zippyfront="000000";var zippyback="ffffff";var zippylight="000000";var zippywidth=640;var zippyauto=false;var zippyvol=80;var zippydwnbtn = 1;

Петрович:
13 ПЕРВОЕ АПРЕЛЯ - анекдот
var zippywww="www44";var zippyfile="aDV9kGUU";var zippydown="ffffff";var zippyfront="000000";var zippyback="ffffff";var zippylight="000000";var zippywidth=640;var zippyauto=false;var zippyvol=80;var zippydwnbtn = 1;

14 ВСЕ ОТНОСИТЕЛЬНО - анекдот
var zippywww="www44";var zippyfile="HJRy11P7";var zippydown="ffffff";var zippyfront="000000";var zippyback="ffffff";var zippylight="000000";var zippywidth=640;var zippyauto=false;var zippyvol=80;var zippydwnbtn = 1;

15 ПИЦЦА - анекдот
var zippywww="www44";var zippyfile="921PqSGX";var zippydown="ffffff";var zippyfront="000000";var zippyback="ffffff";var zippylight="000000";var zippywidth=640;var zippyauto=false;var zippyvol=80;var zippydwnbtn = 1;

16 ПАТОВАЯ СИТУАЦИЯ - анекдот
var zippywww="www24";var zippyfile="mBROZUlQ";var zippydown="ffffff";var zippyfront="000000";var zippyback="ffffff";var zippylight="000000";var zippywidth=640;var zippyauto=false;var zippyvol=80;var zippydwnbtn = 1;

Петрович:
17 ЛЕКТОР - анекдот 
var zippywww="www44";var zippyfile="e0EJfigB";var zippydown="ffffff";var zippyfront="000000";var zippyback="ffffff";var zippylight="000000";var zippywidth=640;var zippyauto=false;var zippyvol=80;var zippydwnbtn = 1;

18 СУБЛИМАЦИЯ - анекдот
var zippywww="www24";var zippyfile="Ef16Xt6y";var zippydown="ffffff";var zippyfront="000000";var zippyback="ffffff";var zippylight="000000";var zippywidth=640;var zippyauto=false;var zippyvol=80;var zippydwnbtn = 1;

19 ХЛЕБ - анекдот
var zippywww="www24";var zippyfile="NI7vtWea";var zippydown="ffffff";var zippyfront="000000";var zippyback="ffffff";var zippylight="000000";var zippywidth=640;var zippyauto=false;var zippyvol=80;var zippydwnbtn = 1;

20 НАДО ЗНАТЬ - не анекдот
var zippywww="www69";var zippyfile="ur37KiQX";var zippydown="ffffff";var zippyfront="000000";var zippyback="ffffff";var zippylight="000000";var zippywidth=640;var zippyauto=false;var zippyvol=80;var zippydwnbtn = 1;

21 ИМПОТЕНТ - анекдот в рифме
var zippywww="www44";var zippyfile="Trcmor3z";var zippydown="ffffff";var zippyfront="000000";var zippyback="ffffff";var zippylight="000000";var zippywidth=640;var zippyauto=false;var zippyvol=80;var zippydwnbtn = 1;

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